Terry Funk's Funkin' Army consisted of Funk, Sandman, Steve Williams, Sabu and Bill ''Annoying As Hell'' Alfonso. The Extreme Horsemen consisted of Corino, Simon Diamond, CW Anderson, PJ Walker and Barry Windham (may I add Windham is a perfect wrestler). Now they're all on the indies and anything goes. So, you ask... how did it go?
Joey Styles is on commentary with freedom to say whatever so that's always great. In addition, the rules to this match is no pinfalls - just submissions or knockouts. CW Anderson enters to cheesy rave music and Sandman enters with a kendo stick and a beer - less of an entrance and more of a lifestyle for that guy actually. Guzzle the beer, bash it off your head and spit out the beer and the match is ready to begin after the Metallica stops playing.
CW Anderson isn't a horrible wrestler at all. In ECW he was actually one of the more technical, but that doesn't mean to say he isn't prone to the odd bloodbath (watch his match with Corino from 2000). But when you step in the ring - or a cage - with a drunken Sandman then you need to adapt to brawling, hitting the crazy bastard with a stick then waiting for his alcohol to finally kick in and send him to the ground. That's why Sandman is a cult icon and why no one gives a shit a shit about CW, although he deserves more credit than he gets. Also, in this bout we're treated to a beautiful suplex from Sandman that makes you wonder what could have been if he stayed in shape and wasn't content to lose 17 pints of blood a night.
Next in is Corino, with a fist full of barbed wire. Corino, is a great in ring wrestler in my opinion. The guy has never gotten the credit he deserved. Probably because everyone assumes that all ECW guys were hardcore freaks. They weren't though, Corino really brought a bit of wrestling class to ECW at times. Anyway, he enters and Sandman takes a beating until his partner joins. And what an entrance Terry Funk makes, by throwing a chair over the cage from the ramp. He enters the cage, throws chairs everywhere and brawls like a crazy old beautiful pirate.
Next in is Simon Diamond - another underrated ECW wrestler. Diamond goes straight for Sandman, and along with Anderson they drop toehold him on a chair. Sandman should be dead by this point in the match. Funk comes to the aid of his partner and meets chair. But it's not long before Dr. Death shows up to help out his comrades (I should also mention that The Funkin' Army were supposed to be a man short as Jerry Lawler was unable to compete - imagine Lawler in this, just punching people? That would have been awesome). Anyway, Death cleans some house before it turns in to a back and forth free for all, with a side of senton from Sandman. PJ Walker (of Justin Credible fame) then enters with a small ladder that Blooter wouldn't even take to a paint job (Blooter is a painter from my local town). Anyway, unsurprisingly, Sandman is first to bump into the ladder. It was as if the ladder was inviting him to rub up with. But PJ takes it right after.
The next competitor is expected to be the mercenary for hire, Barry Windham - but Sabu shows up to even the odds - and excitement levels increases when you see the table. Now I love me some table. Everyone loves a table. It just looks... well, cool when someone crashes through one. Even better is a superb press slam into the second ring by Steve Williams on Corino.
Eventually, we get Windham but Alfonso is furious and he strips off and gets in the cage to even it up. Sabu puts PJ through a table and after nearly 20 minutes of vicious brawling and savagery the match can finally begin. We actually get some submission wrestling here to supplement the brawling. But Terry Funk shows up with a flaming branding iron and goes nuts. I love Terry Funk. He spinning toeholds Corino and Corino submits and the match is over.
Overall thoughts - a fun entertaining match but nothing special. I did enjoy it though and would recommend it, even for nostalgia's sake.
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